Ultimate Geek Meter

Are you concerned that you may be a geek, but just are not sure? Well then you should take the Ultimate Geek Meter test and find out once and for all if you should come out of that closet and embrace your geekhood!

1. If you have more than one blog, give yourself 5 points.

2. If you know what a M.U.D.D. is, give yourself 5 points.

3. If you have ever dressed up for a Science Fiction Convention, give yourself 5 points.

4. If you have ever made passionate, earthshaking love to at least 5 women, subtract 15 points.

5. If you have ever wanted to be Carl Sagan or Bill Gates when you grew up, give yourself 5 points.

6. If you have ever owned a poster of Albert Einstein, give yourself 5 points.

7. If you think pocket protectors are a practical fashion accessory, give yourself 5 points.

8. If you would much rather meet real women at a club instead of a chat room, subtract 15 points.

9. If you are over 18, live with your mom and she does your laundry, give yourself 5 points.

10. If you dream in computer code, give yourself 100 points.

11. If you are over 18 and you laugh and *snort* when someone says booger, give yourself 5 points

12. If you have a mobile of molecules hanging from your ceiling, give yourself 25 points
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13. If you can recite the dialog by memory from any star trek episode, give yourself 10 points.

14. If you wear a dirty leather bikers jacket, ride a Harley and have a hot woman holding on to you from behind, then see my other article, You may be a biker if...

15. If you've ever tried to feel the Force, you get 32.5 to the 6Th power of points.

Ok, it is time to tally up those points .. Go ahead, I will wait ... ... 5 year mission to explore strange new planets ... ... Oh, are you done?

If you have 1 or greater ( > in geek lingo) then you ARE a Geek! Don't be ashamed .. grab those glasses with the taped nose piece, those too short polyester pants and feel the universal flow of geekiness fill you.

Besides, Geeks have ALL the money *SNort* *Snort* ...